PHANTOM of the LIFE [Bizarre Product]
In short, we give crabs to your ex-girlfriend.
WTF?!?
Lost in translation...
Seriously, WTF?!?
Thirsty?
You'll have to REALLY do some convincing to get the wife to permit this in the house
Say what?!?
You might be a redneck if you have one of these
Presented By The Brown Corporation...
Behold: Captain Kirk's Chair
SomethingStore is a fun new website that operates simply: We will send you something, an item selected randomly among many things from our inventory
Uh, what?
I hope it doesn't cost very much
Uh, what?!?
