
She called me a moron.
"Whoa," I said. "I found this on a defunct Russian Livejournal site that hadn't posted anything since 2007."
She called me a loser.
I said, "Let's be civil about this. I'll even provide the link to the site as to where it came from."
She called me an asshole and was not interested.
See what happens when you try to be nice...