So this guy walks into a church and goes into the confessional booth.

And the little grated screen slides open and the priest on the other side, in a thick Irish accent says; "Tell me son, what's been troublin' you?"

"Well father," says the man. "Last night I had incredibly wild sex for hours and hours with two gorgeous 18-year-olds."

"Oh heavens ta mercy," says the priest." That's a grave, grave sin, my lad. Tell me now, when was your last confession?"

"Well... never," the man says. "I'm Jewish."

"Then why in the hell are you telling me about it?" says the priest.

And the man says: "I'm telling everyone."